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aug 2007
ALICIA FRIDMAN (ATHENS,GREECE) DIARY YOUNG PICK UP'S !
On December, 22nd. Soon new year, and to me and to go there is no place. And there is nobody. Again I sit one houses as a stub, and I listen to a song « Little girls have grown fond not of me ». A good song. Actual. On January, 1st. Under a ring of a chiming clock has thought of desire: at last to get acquainted with the girl. Perhaps in new to year will come true! On January, 17th. Yesterday in the bus again tried to get acquainted. Has specially chosen the ugly and thick girl – thought, such a nose to lift up not begins. And again oblom! she even has not turned a head, has pretent, that I an empty place. On February, 14th. I holiday – Day enamoured. It is insulting. It is possible to think, that I the biggest ugly creature on a planet, and in fact it not so. One of these days has met former schoolmate Tolyana on a nickname "Bacon". It became even thicker, at him the third chin has grown, and hair have thinned. But It went under a hand with any telkoj! Terrible, the truth, but at me and such is not present. I understand Nothing. How It her okhmuril? On February, 20th. With boredom has called Tolyanu and has heard amazing news. To find the girl to him the pickup has helped(assisted)! There Is, now all force – in a pickup, and I and did not know. Even a word such did not hear. It became a shame with the backwardness. However, Tolyan long was engaged on special rates of a pickup before has found the Marina – almost one and a half year. But what result! On March, 3rd. At last I have gone on rates of a pickup and for the first time was issued in the end of the tunnel. Weight of impressions! Till now I can not come in myself. I have learned(have found out) so much new, have got acquainted with stolkimi interesting people, that simply the head goes around. First, such, as I, much! The Person 25 has gathered for the first employment(occupation). Secondly, all at us have a chance. As Cyril (he/she is the main guru on rates) has told: « Who from you sometime slept with the daughter of an oligarch? And with « Ms. Krivoi Rog »? And with the movie star? » All have kept silent, and I have reddened, since in general with anybody did not sleep. « And so, - Cyril has continued, - I slept with all them. And if you think what to pick up such women difficultly, it speaks only about one: you-÷å-th do not know about a modern pickup ». On March, 7th. On March, 18th. On March, 30th. On April, 5th. This Cyril, certainly, the pro. And with a kind also you will not tell: small, baldish, despite of young age, in glasses and with big ears. But knows technologies – and all girls at him in a pocket. Yesterday has got acquainted with the daughter of the Brazilian ambassador. Directly in the street. Today she to him breaks mobile, but It essentially does not answer: after the first appointment true pikaper disappears for 3-4 days that the girl potomilas and on him is even stronger than a fuse. Has received the new task: to cease to be afraid of girls. « It is not necessary to be afraid, - Cyril has told, - it is necessary to work ». I work. On April, 24th. On May, 6th. Today there was a training – almost three hours we fulfilled technology of the first acquaintance. At me all perfectly turns out, even an extension on NLP. On May, 13th. Cyril has told, that tomorrow at us practical employment(occupation). We go independently to glue girls. I sit, I cram patterns of acquaintance. The pattern of acquaintance is the idea concentrated in one or two offers: « the Girl, at you shnurok it was untied! Oh, yes at you they in general are not present! How you without shnurkov go to such frost? » Or « the girl, and you sometime got acquainted with such nice guy as I? » Girls instantly sink down on such phrases. On May, 14th. Exactly in nine evenings we – four beginners pikaperov and Cyril – have come to a night club "Millennium". It was a little terrible, but I have taken myself in hands and have suited to the nice little girl in a miniskirt with a proud sight. Such it is necessary to take a negative estimation: one carefully thought over phrase to bring her down a peg. Let does not think, that she queen of the Universe. I have looked to her in eyes and have applied a phrase ¹25: « « Beautiful nails. Probably, waybills. Yes? And as look(appear) is more tremendous! » On trainings at me this phrase especially well turned out. But the maiden has appeared not only haughty, but also badly brought up. Also has sent me on three letters. On May, 15th. Today there was an analysis of flights. « So, misters, boys and comrades, - Cyril has summed up, - our results do not suit anywhere. About what it speaks? It speaks that we should train more. And every day! Henceforth our motto: day without acquaintance! » On May, 22nd. It has turned out! It has turned out! I HAVE got acquainted With the GIRL! Directly in the street! It works, uraaa! Her name is Natasha! she HAS called me On SUNDAY To HERSELF HOME! Also has left, and I long stood, dumbfounded by own steepness. On May, 25th. Natasha waited for me on Sunday with impatience. However, except for me, she waited 30 more person so the apartment was full to people. It appears, I have got not for evening of an intim, and on presentation of any universal washing liquid of firm " »«®?«? ". It is possible to wash with Her(It) a head, to clean the polluted metal surface, to treat dogs from chumki and to use as top dressing for garden plants. If you will buy one butyl for 20 c.u. the second to you will sell for 10 c.u. and if you will result(bring) the friend or the relative who too will buy third you will receive free of charge. On June, 13th. Caused in dean's office as I have filled up three examinations, and to the fourth teacher does not wish me to suppose. Somehow otbrekhalsya also has persuaded to give me last chance. Because of a pickup at all there was no time to prepare(be going) for examinations. Now it is necessary to sit. On June, 15th. Cyril has told, that true pikaper should have vizitki. And to write on them not the student (perish the thought!), and something solid, type " the Adviser on the common questions ». As soon as I shall be untied with session, I shall order to myself of pieces 200. On July, 4th. Vizitki have turned out well. With a pickup while is worse. But I train with Gosha to hand over vizitku graceful movement. It is very important element of the program. The girl will have an opinion on me as about the business and accurate person. On July, 10th. At last has got acquainted! Her name is Olya, she loves ice-cream, pink color and group " Shining(Brilliant) «. I Feel inspired. If so will go further, in a week-other(-another,-others) I shall become the man true. On July, 12th. All the evening long kissed with Olej. Blood rages, the sun shines, the life is fine! In the nearest days off when parents will leave on a summer residence, I shall invite her to myself. she agrees! Uraaa! No. I shall not invite. It has appeared, that Olya studies in 7-th class. No but what akseleratki now have gone(send)! I thought, to her of years 18 … she, the truth, persuaded me and assured, that I shall be any more the first, but to me became strashnovato. For some reason absolutely reluctance to sit for corruption of minors. On July, 29th. In the evening near Opera theatre has got acquainted with smartly dressed maiden by name Lora. By pomyatomu to the face, her years 30, but it has just calmed me. After history with Olej I began to concern with suspicion to girls-ïðèïåâî÷êàì. At once have gone(send) to restaurant. I wished to check up, whether dinamshchitsa Lora, but check is not has gone right: she was washed off before payment of the account(invoice). On August, 8th. Tomorrow meal to have a rest to Yalta. I shall try(taste) a resort pickup. On August, 12th. Has tried(tasted). Have stolen money and documents. Has sent the telegram to mum « Send(Have left) money for road ». Has started to develop the Internet-pickup. Has got acquainted on aske with mulatkoj from Holland. Horror up to what the temperamental girl! About many things, khi-õè, I till now also did not guess … would Be money – would wave to Holland not reflecting. On September, 19th. Nearly have not tightened(delayed) in sect. Unduly sociable and friendly girls if to ponder, too are suspicious. On October, 8th. Has got acquainted with single mother. All the evening long listened to stories about her hard share. Has just in case bought(purchased) one more packing condoms. On October, 22nd. The first snow has dropped out. Has started studying features of a pickup in a winter season. On November, 12th. Has the day before yesterday gone to a night club with firm intention to remove(take off) abrupt telku. Intention realized(has realized), but here there was her guy. During the arisen discussion has received in an eye. Has regained consciousness in chamber of traumatologic branch. The doctor speaks, that at me a heavy brain concussion, but it does not prevent to reflect to me above events of last months as now it is a lot of a free time.
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